Hello snoop

At 2.38pm: Where’s Lego woman?

“I dropped my mobile…will you pick it up for me?” (Referring to the phone’s portability.)

“No ties. Today with you, tomorrow we’ll see.” (Because the company doesn’t require a contract.)

“I want my number to end in 5.” (This “comes from a vulgar Spanish saying that connects the sound of ‘cinco’ [five] to anal sex”; the phrase refers to the chance to pick your own phone number.)

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Must improve my basic conversational español. LOL.